Quite the discerning eye you have! This Coastal LSD is so special,

I don't get many for sale - and when I do they tend to be snapped

right up! Or is that what happens to previous owners when they wade

a little too deep... Neveryoumind, I happen to know that this LSD's

previous owner is very happy in the desert now, far from water!

Coincidence, I suspect...

Finally! Someone who appreciates a challenge...perfect for this

Desert LSD! While moisture may be scarce there are plenty of

prickly pears, scores of scorpions and of course, a wind strong

enough to blow the curtains between the realms straight open!

Make sure you're fully charged before you make your move -

never know what you will (or won't) find!

Forest LSD! An adventurer after my own heart - how can one not

fall in love with the winding trails and enchanting fungi that grow

so bountifully amidst the mossy trees?

I recommend you read 'Toxins and Treats', it's the only way to

survive out there when Nightshade and Prunella Vulgaris look so similar,

not to mention the shrooms...

or the fauna.

Fortune favors the bold, and bold you must be to be interested in

this Mountain LSD! Those heights are positively dizzying

(and I must say) a little too much for me,

let alone what dwells in the caves!

Oh...you hadn't heard? Well, I'm sure the Planning Commission has

that all sorted out by now - perhaps you'd like a discount?

You don't have to run away...

An adventurer! Two of a kind, you and I, eh? The Tropical LSD is

not for the faint of heart - just as a seductive siren sings so

sweetly to lure you in, so do the sultry sights and sounds of the

tropics, like a lullaby...

that is, until you nearly get your leg bitten off!

Ahh adrenaline - what is life without the rush

of a near death experience?

Ahh so this Urban LSD tickles your fancy, hmmm? A less clever

person may see this as the easy way out, resources delivered

to your doorstep, streetlights piercing the blanket of night...

not that it matters, what dangers could possibly lurk deep in

the concrete jungle? Not to worry, you look brave and hardy,

I'm sure you'll do just fine! No...?

What do we have here...the Wetlands LSD? My most humble of

apologies sir, I did not realize someone of your...particular

skillset mingled amongst the commoners for your LSD needs...

exactly how, ah, murky and dank do you like your swamp?

This one should do,

I assure you - plenty of, ah, concealing depths...

No, sorry, no name or card to give, I must be on my way!